FAQ and Commission Information

Mandatory Questions


1. What about you is heroic?
"I can control lightning and electrocute idiots."

2. What about you is social? What do you like about people?
"...I like that crunchy sound their bones make when you break them.

Honesty is good too though."

3. Of what benefit could you be to the current group?
"I'm really good at creating distractions by blowing things up and causing general mayhem. Apparently."

4. Why would you choose to join the current group?
"It's good to have someone to watch your back. Plus, they're not entirely annoying. Except Scott, who is a jackass."

5. Invent an adventure/plot that your character would actively undertake (as opposed to just tagging along)?
Saving The World/Multiverse (tm)

Personal Questions


1. What is your real, birth name? What name do you use?
"05. Cute, huh? I go by Angela Brighton."

2. Do you have a nickname? What is it, and where did you get it?
"Angelface, Angel, Shrimp, Shorty, Sparky and apparently Electric Midget. Apparently anything to do with electricity, angels and being short."

3. What do you look like? (Include height, weight, hair, eyes, skin, apparent age, and distinguishing features)
"5'2", thin,long hair. That's white. Weird eyes....and small breasts. SHUT UP, OKAY?"

4. How do you dress most of the time?
"By putting my clothes on slowly and one piece at a time."

5. How do you "dress up?"
"I don't."

6. How do you "dress down?"
"By stripping." <.<;

7. What do you wear when you go to sleep?
"Knickers and a camisole. Pervert."

8. Do you wear any jewelry?
"No. I learned the hard way that electricity and many metals are not friends."

9. In your opinion, what is your best feature?
"Er....I dunno. Hair? Smile? No clue really."

10. What's your real birth date?
"Who knows. Around 14 years ago. Yes I'm technically only fourteen, damnit. Forced maturation sucks."

11. Where do you live? Describe it: Is it messy, neat, avant-garde, sparse, etc.?
"In the ruins and an old castle. It's messy and sparse mostly. But hey, it's home."

12. Do you own a car? Describe it.
"I did. Once. And then I accidentally blew it up."

13. What is your most prized mundane possession? Why do you value it so much?
"My...clothes. I don't really have much else."

14. What one word best describes you?
"Angry."


Familial Questions


1. What was your family like?
"Don't ask. Just...don't. Ask."

2. Who was your father, and what was he like?
"Which one? I have two. Unfortunately. One is a creepy mad scientist and the other is a pissy high level fae. Both are equally annoying."

3. Who was your mother, and what was she like?
"Helene Tremaine. She was...beautiful and kind and compassionate. And gentle. And...sad. Always sad."

4. What was your parents marriage like? Were they married? Did they remain married?
"Unhappy. He was a jackass who only wanted her money and she wanted to get away but couldn't. And they remained married until he had her murdered. Yeah. He was a great guy."

5. What were your siblings names? What were they like?
Christine, 03 and 04. Chris was...yeah. And 03 and 04 were subservient idiots who needed to grow some spines."

6. What's the worst thing one of your siblings ever did to you?What's the worst thing you've done to one of your siblings?
"Once, Chris bashed me over the head with a metal chair. Though she also tried to decapitate me once. Then there was the time she turned me over to a demon fae that clawed my heart out and ate it."

7. When's the last time you saw any member of your family? Where are they now?
"I saw Chris about a year ago. I presume she's still living with our father. Or something. No idea really."

8. Did you ever meet any other family members? Who were they? What did you think of them?
"No. I hear I act like my father's (the pissy fae one) sister. Never met her though."


Childhood Questions


1. What is your first memory?
"Waking up in a tank of blue liquid. Charming, isn't it?"

2. What was your favorite toy?
"...my...guns."

3. What was your favorite game?
"...target practice?"

4. Any non-family member adults stick out in your mind? Who were they, and how did you know them? Why do they stick out?
"Not...really."

5. Who was your best friend when you were growing up?
"Christine."

6. What is your fondest, childhood memory?
"None of it."

7. What is your worst childhood memory?
"Being locked in a dark room and starved for a week when I was twelve for failing to kill a target."


Adolescent Questions


1. How old were you when you went on your first date?
"...I've never been on a date." "SHUT UP!"

2. It is common for one's view of authority to develop in their adolescent years. What is your view of authority, and what event most affected it?
"Authority sucks. So do fathers. There. Puzzle it out on your own."

3. What were you like in high school? What "clique" did you best fit in with?
"I didn't go to high school."

4. What were your high school goals?
"See the above answer."

5. Who was your idol when you were growing up? Who did you first fantasize about in your life?
"My older sister. Before I realized she was a bitchy idiot with a metal chair fetish."

6. What is your favorite memory from adolescence?
"Yeah. None."

7. What is your worst memory from adolescence?
"Accidentally blowing up most of London."


Occupational Questions


1. Do you have a job? What is it? Do you like it? If no job, where does your money come from?
"More or less. I'm sort of a mercenary. Thing. And hey, it puts food on the table"

2. What is your boss or employer like? (Or publisher, or agent, or whatever.)
"He's a jackass."

3. What are your co-workers like? Do you get along with them? Any in particular? Which ones don't you get along with?
"Most of them are cool. Except Scott. See above answer for details."

4. What is something you had to learn that you hated?
"Killing people with my bare hands."

5. Do you tend to save or spend your money? Why?
"Save. I don't have anything to spend it on. I'm that lame."

Likes & Dislikes Questions


1. What hobbies do you have?
"Gardening. WHAT?"

2. Who is your closest mundane friend? Describe them and how you relate to them.
"Ian. He's an idiot but such a lovable one that I can't bring myself to beat the crap out of him. Usually."

3. Who is your worst mundane enemy? Describe them and why you don't get along.
"Scott. Because, and I think I've mentioned this, he's a complete and total jack ass. And he yells at me a lot."

4. What bands do you like? Do you even pay attention?
"Within Temptation. I guess."

5. What tape or CD hasn't left your player since your purchased it? Why?
"mmmrrrr."

6. What song is "your song?" Why?
"Pale. Within Tempation. It just fits."

7. What's been your favorite movie of all time?
"I don't even remember the last time I saw a movie."

8. Read any good books? What were they?
"A few. And they were...books. Amazingly."

9. What do you watch on the Television?
"We don't have a television. So...nothing."

10. When it comes to mundane politics, do you care? If so, which way do you tend to vote? If not, why don't you care?
"Do. Not. Care."

11. What type of places do you hang out in with your mundane friends?
"Our castle."

12. What type of places do you hang out in with your normal friends?
"Don't 'mundane' and 'normal' mean more or less the same thing?"

13. What annoys you more than anything else?
"Dishonesty. And people calling me short. Dishonest people who call me short completely suck."

14. What would be the perfect gift for you?
"Garden tools...art supplies? Weapons..."

15. What's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?
"Um...I think I'm still waiting on that one."

16. What time of day is your favorite?
"It used to be twilight. But now that word just annoys me for some reason."

17. What kind of weather is your favorite?
"Stormy."

18. What is your favorite food? What is your least favorite food?
"Sesame chicken. And...protein supplements. Are those things really even food? *cringe*

19. What is your favorite drink? (Coffee, Coke, Juice, Beer, Wine, etc.)
"Tea. I'm English damnit, what the hell did you expect me to say?"

20. What's your favorite animal? Why?
"Cats."

21. Do you have any pets? Do you want any pets? What kind?
"No. Not really. A cat might be okay."

22. What do you find most relaxing? (Not as in stress relief, but as something that actually calms you down.)
"Bubble baths. And dancing. Sometimes drawing is good too."

23. What habit that others have annoys you most?
"Lying pisses me off more than anything."

24. What kind of things embarrass you? Why?
"People seeing me being weak--physically or emotionally. Um..emotions in general. Feeling them, I mean. They scare the hell out of me."

25. What don't you like about yourself?
"That habit I have where I automatically lash out when I'm angry. I generally regret it. Being short, having no clue how to handle my emotions, not being able to control my magic, not being able to control myself in general. Ugh. I should just stop now."

26. How would you like to look?
"Taller. With...bigger breasts, damnit. I don't even know why but somehow being small just pisses me off."


Sex & Intimacy Questions


1. Would you consider yourself straight, gay, bi, or something else? Why?
"Straight. Because I am."

2. Who was the first person you had sex with? When did it happen? What was it like? How well did it go?
"Yeeeeeah. I really haven't so. Yeah."

3. Have you ever had a same-sex experience? Who with, what was it like, and how did it go?
"...no."

4. What is your deepest, most well-hidden sexual fantasy? Would you ever try it?
"To like, have sex someday. Possibly with someone I actually give a damn about."

5. What was the wildest thing you've ever done, sexually? Who was it with and when did it happen?
"Once I stripped in front of a guy friend. Of course it's because my clothes were on fire but hey, that's about as sexual as I've gotten."

6. Is there any sexual activity that you enjoy and/or practice regularly that can be considered non-standard? (Bondage, Fantasy Play, etc.) Why do you like it?
"No."

7. Is there any sexual activity that you will not, under any circumstances, do?
"Who knows?"

8. Do you currently have a lover? What is their name, and what is your relationship like? What are they like? Why are you attracted to them?
"Not...really." <.<;;

9. What is the perfect romantic date?
"I have no idea what the hell romance is even supposed to look like so how am I supposed to answer this?"

10. Describe the perfect romantic partner for you.
"I have no idea. I like guys with dark hair. That's about as much as I can describe for you."

11. Do you ever want to get married and have children? When do you see this happening?
"Er...." ;;;

12. What is more important - sex or intimacy? Why?
"I don't know!"

13. What was your most recent relationship like? Who was it with? (Does not need to be sexual, merely romantic.)


14. What's the worst thing you've done to someone you loved?
"I assume you mean romantically. Which I haven't. So...yeah."


Drug & Alcohol Questions


1. How old were you when you first got drunk? What was the experience like? Did anything good come out of it? Did anything bad come out of it?
"Eighteen. I had a psychotic episode and put one of my friends in the hospital."

2. Do you drink on any kind of regular basis?
"Only tea. Alcohol doesn't agree with me. At. All."

3. What kind of alcohol do you prefer?
"I don't."

4. Have you ever tried any other kind of "mood altering" substance? Which one(s)? What did you think of each?
"Um...those don't really agree with me either."

5. What do you think of drugs and alcohol? Are there any people should not do? Why or why not?
"Yeah, well. From personal experience, they suck."

Morality Questions


1. What one act in your past are you most ashamed of? What one act in your past are you most proud of?
"Blowing up London. And accidentally killing 04. And...leaving that damn lab and blowing the thing sky high when I did."

2. Have you ever been in an argument before? Over what, with who, and who won?
"Ell. Oh. Ell."

3. Have you ever been in a physical fight before? Over what, with who, and who won?
"See above answer."

4. What do you feel most strongly about?
"Protecting people I care about."

5. What do you pretend to feel strongly about, just to impress people?
"I am not that fake. Sorry. If I don't give a damn, I don't give a damn. Why the hell would I pretend to care?"

6. What trait do you find most admirable, and how often do you find it?
"Honesty. Compassion. I find it occasionally. Not nearly often enough though."

7. Is there anything you think should not be incorporated into the media or art (sex, violence, greed, etc.,)? If so, what and why, and if not, why not?
"Eh. I don't really care."

8. Do you have any feelings in general that you are disturbed by? What are they? Why do they disturb you?
"Yes. Sometimes I get this feeling that I want to completely obliterate everything around me and myself along with it. That's a bit disturbing."

9. What is your religious view of things? What religion, if any, do you call your own?
"God. He's there. I hope He doesn't hate my guts."

10. Do you think the future is hopeful? Why?
"Yes. Because thinking otherwise is too damn depressing."

11. Is an ounce of prevention really worth a pound of cure? Which is more valuable? Why do you feel this way?
"Yes. I suppose."

12. What's the worst thing that can be done to another person? Why?
"Forcing them to live in an environment devoid of love or compassion. And constantly telling them how they're a failure."

13. What's the worst thing you could actually do to someone you hated?
"Er...tear their heart out and use magic to keep them alive long enough for them to watch me eat it. That sucks pretty hard."

14. Are you a better leader or follower? Why do you think that? If you think the whole leader-follower archetype is a crock of shit, say so, and explain why?
"Whatever. I hate leading and I hate following."

15. What is your responsibility to the world, if any? Why do you think that?
"The world can bite me. I don't give a damn about it. I keep people safe and help them when I can. That's it."

16. Do you think redemption is possible? If so, can anyone be redeemed, or are there only certain circumstances that can be? If not, why do you think nothing can redeem itself?
"Yes."

17. Is it okay for you to cry? When was the last time you cried?
"No."

18. What do you think is wrong with MOST people, overall?
"They're idiots."



Post-Supernatural Awareness Questions


1. When did you go through whatever made you supernatural? What was it like (in your opinion)?
"Birth, creation...whatever you want to call it."

2. What do you think now of being supernatural? Is it cool, or have you been screwed?
"It generally sucks but I've had my supernaturalness yanked out of me before and that sucked more so I really ought not complain."

3. Do you have a mentor? Who are they? How did you become their student?
"Siraen. And my father (the pissy one again) forced him on me. He's a complete bastard who hates my guts and only helped me out because my father made him."

4. Do you have any magical items? Where did you get them?
"No."

5. What do you think of the other denizens of the World of Darkness? Why for each? (If you haven't met something, do you think it exists, and if it does, is that bad or good?)
"What?"

6. Think of a major event that happened during your training/initiation. What was it?
"That time my magic went a bit out of control and set Siraen's hair on fire. It was funny as hell."

7. What is something you had to learn during your training that you hated? Why did you hate it?
"The whole experience was horrible and forced me to look at what I am and accept it. Also, learning about the whole immortal thing was pretty lousy."


Miscellaneous Questions



1. What is the thing that has frightened you most? Do you think there is anything out there that's scarier than that? What do you think that would be?
"Losing control. It's terrifying."

2. Has anyone or anything you've ever cared about died? How did you feel about it? What happened?
"...My mother, my sister. Yeah. It was pretty bloody awful."

3. What was the worst injury you've ever received? How did it happen?
"Having my heart ripped out of my chest by an evil demon fae who just stuck his hand in and yanked it out."

4. How ticklish are you? Where are you ticklish?
"I...I...SHUT UP!" *refuses to answer*

5. What is your current long term goal?
"Find a way to cope with my generally sucky family and reconcile with my sister (or kick her ass...whichever works)."

6. What is your current short term goal?
"Find my biological father and kick him in the shins."

7. Do you have any bad habits? If so, what are they, and do you plan to get rid of them?
"I hit things when I'm mad. And blow them up. A lot."

8. If you were a mundane person, what would you do with your life? What occupation would you want, and how would you spend all your time?
"I've never really paused to think about it. It's a waste of time really."

9. What time period do you wish you had lived in? Why? (Looking at this as an attempt to change history doesn't count.) What appeals to you about this era?
"I'm content with the present."

10. How private of a person are you? Why?
"Extremely. Now go away."

11. If you were to gain an obscenely large sum of money (via an inhertiance, a lawsuit, a lottery, or anything else) what would you do with it?
"Give it away. Plenty of people need it more than me."

12. What would you wish for if you found a genie?
"To be human perhaps...how droll."

13. What do you do when you are bored?
"Draw usually. Or dance."

14. What is the most frightening potential handicap or disfigurement you can conceive of? What makes it so frightening?
"Suddenly finding myself non-magical. Or becoming paralyzed from the neck down. Oddly, I imagine them to be frighteningly similar in some respects."

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